It’s Chris Everyone

Remember Chris? No, of course you don’t – else you’d have been living with me at the time and I sure don’t remember seeing your face anywhere.

 

Anyway – it’s chris. He’s got two whole blogs. Of course the second one is on MySpace, and more than one is enough for most people.

 

Now if only I could figure out how to trackback to a MySpace blog I’d be happy – you’ll just have to settle for a link added to the blog list.

Imaginary Products – The BallBeach

The BallBeach™ – a revolutionary new way to enjoy relaxing at the beach.

Tired of having to undergo an exhausting drive to the beach every time the sun comes out? Wouldn’t you rather relax in your own back garden?

Ahh… But there’s nothing like the feeling of sand between your toes, and the lapping of water at your feet.

Which is why we’ve invented the BallBeach™ , following the “runaway” success of Zorbing we bring you the more relaxed version – the BallBeach™. Each ball contains its very own micro-beach, made from magnetic sand which naturally sticks to the side of the ball. Combined with a soothing pool of water and you have your very own one-person sea-side.

The BallBeach™ can be easily transported using the side-mounting cradle. Simply attach to the two docking points either side, and connect to your car’s tow-bar to transport your BallBeach™ anywhere you intend to enjoy your sun.

Try the BallBeach™ now!

Numerology

In roman numerals what is:

I – I =

I was wondering this as I went to get my chocolate. The reasoning went “Isn’t chocolate a wonderful invention – but it’s probably not the best invention. No, I think the best invention ever has to be cooked food, then it’s probably written language, and then the printing press – I wonder where the number 0 fits in with that list.” Now I know that the Arabs invented the number 0, so I was wondering how the Romans would cope with the above sum.

Not very well appears to be the answer – no wonder they were confused by the “all Greeks are liars” <ahem> “paradox” (which sucks as a paradox, because it’s clear he’s lying.) How on earth did they ever manage to conquer the known world if they could be confused by 1 – 1?